INspiring!!

· Everything in this world can be an inspiration. Never let go of it. Every second passes, each is precious and irreplaceable. Every person you meet is a gif, value their presence. And everything that happens in life exists for a purpose. Be blessed every day.

· A few simple tips: *Don’t promise when you’re happy. *Don’t reply when you’re angry. *Don’t decide if you’re sad.

· Special persons are part of my memories that even time can never erase & when I’m blessed with a person like you, my memories are worth keeping together.

· We learn something from everyone who passes though our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless but all are priceless.

· Old soldiers don’t die, they just fade away.

· By the same methods we do not always attain the same ends.

· When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.

· The poorest man on earth is not the one without a single coin in their hand. But without God in their life.

· Often times we say it’s over. Enough is enough & it’s time to let go. Pain is all gone and time to move on. But upon seeing the person you love? One look, one smile and you know you’d fall.

· Sometimes you have to pretend that you’re happy and fine until you realize that you’re pretention have become your strength to move on.

· Never be afraid to try something new because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.

· There are two forces that motivate me to wake up. The sound of the alarm clock and YOUR name on my inbox.

· If you ask me how long I’ll be here for you? My answer will be I don’t know. Coz I really don’t know which one is longer? Forever or Always.

· Your temporary absent from my immediate vicinity seems to affect a sight of depression of sort within this realms day to day experience. In short- I MISS YOU.

· A difference in your life today starts when you make a choice to move on from what happened yesterday.

· A true girl should care her boy like a child. A true boy should respect his girl like his mom because no boys would hurt their mom & no girls would someone more than their child.

· I don’t want another CINDERELLA STORY. I don’t even want a TWILIGHT STORY. All I want is YOU and ME together on our own story. Our own happy ending.

· The wonder of it all is why you just don’t realize how much I love you.

· Do you know what makes me happy when you text me? Not your message but your name that appears when it beeps. Cause l love the sender behind it.

· It is better to end something, and START another, than imprison yourself in hoping for nothing.

· No one ever gets tired of loving. But everyone gets tired of waiting, assuming, hearing lies, saying sorry and hurting.

· It’s better to love someone who’s far and damn craves to be with you. Than to love someone who’s near yet doesn’t even care to see you.

· It takes time to forget but sometimes we really have to move on & face the fact that certain chapters of our lives should be closed for good.

· The best way to start a new day is to clean your heart, no hate, no fear, no shadow of loneliness. Enjoy the gift of life. Wear smile.

· They say that noisy people are not serious but they never know that behind those happy smiles and joyous laughter are a thousand kind of pains which they tried to hide ever since. Laughter’s not the best medicine, sometimes it’s just the best disguise.

· The most beautiful thing to see is a person smiling. And the greatest feeling would know that you’re the reason behind it.

· The best line of a truly in love man: “Sometimes I just have to let her win, because losing the argument is easier than losing her.”

· The only way to keep someone smiling is to keep reminding them that they are not forgotten.

· Loving lifetime is not the same with loving forever. Coz lifetime is about your love in present form but forever is eternity.

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o May mga taong hindi payag mawala ka pero hindi naman gumagawa ng paraan para manatili ka.

o Wag kang magalit kung nagseselos siya. Mas masarap yung pakiramdam na pinagdadamot ka niya kesa pinamimigay ka niya.

o Bakit binaril ng BOBO ang first GF niya? Kasi gusto niyang subukan kung “FIRST LOVE NEVER DIES”.

o Kung sawa ka na sa paligid mong sobrang ingay, subukan mong pumasok sa kabaong at manahimik habang buhay.

o Alam kong di ka madaling kalimutan pero sigurading kaya kitang palitan.

o Aanhin mo naman ang maraming manliligaw kung yung puso mo meron nang sinisigaw.

o Minsan kailangan nating palayain ang nag-iisang bagay na nagpapasaya sa atin. Para ang mawala ang nag-iisang bagay na dahilan kung bakit tayo nasasaktan.

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INSPIRATIONAL

· God seems as man sees, for man looks at the appearance but God looks at the heart.

· There are times we wish we could shout out all the questions in our mind, but there’s something that stops us. It’s the fear of being hurt upon hearing the answers.

· Know me by what you see in me, not by what you hear from other people. Think of me as who I am, not of somebody you want me to be.

· Why do have to waste your time getting hurt by somebody? When there’s someone else out there waiting to make you happy.

· Everyday is a gift of a new beginning. So whatever pain we had in the past, remember that yesterday happened last night.

· Letters start with ABC. Numbers start with 123. Music starts with DoReMi and love starts with YOU and Me.

· I don’t like falling in love. Why? Because everything I do, I cry, I suffer, I became weak. One simple reason? I didn’t just give my love. I also share my life.

· You must know your role in someone’s life. Not just for you to put yourself in the right place but for you to lessen your expectations.

· No one ever fulfilled a dream without failing. No one perfected art without erasures. No one ever loved without a broken heart. Above all, no one can live alone without God.

· Love a person for the right reasons. Not because you want to replace the last person who failed to love you the way you wanted to.

· A compromise is an art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes that he has got the biggest piece.

· One day you have to wake up and realize that NOTHING lasts FOREVER. So when it’s done move on.

DIALOGUE QUOTES

CHAT

Boy: Hi, halata ba na may crush ako sayo? Girl: Ou, bakit? Meron nga?Boy: Kung meron man may pake ka ba?Girl: Anu naman gusto mo maging reaksyon ko eh crush lang meaning paghanga.Boy: No! Mali ka.Girl: Bakit naman? >Girl has just been offline<Boy: Just imagine if a handsome boy courts you. Sa tingin mo, kaya kong makipagsabayang manligaw? Siya nga di pinapansin ako pa kaya?(send as message instead)

ICE CREAM NI LOLA

Lolo: Hon, Kuha mo nga ako ng ice cream sa ref.Lola: Sige anu bang gusto mo?Lolo: Caramel! Tandaan mo wah. Wag mo pairalin amnesia mo.Lola: Oo naman, gusto mo yung pinakamatigas pah!Lolo: Sige na tama na satsat. Gutom na ko.!(10 mins. Pagdating ni Lola) Lola: Hon, eto na hotdog mo.

REDHORSE

Tanong: Kung gagawa ka ng isang bagay na di pa naiimbento anu yun?

Sagot: Ako, gagawa ng REDHORSE CAPSULE 500 mg. Isang capsule pa lang sapul agad. Ito ang tama! REDHORSE SYRUP for babies 6-12 months. REDHORSE LITRO PACK-natitimplang redhorse. At higit sa lahat REDHORSE CANDY para pwede kahit may klase.

BASURA

Girl1: Ei! Nasayo pa ba yung binigay ko?Girl2: Alin yung sulat ba?Girl1: Oo.Girl2: Oo, bakit?Girl1: Pwede ko bang makita?Girl2: Tingnan mo na lang sa bag ko.Girl1: Eh, ikaw na di ko alam.Girl2: Ikaw na kaya.Girl1: Ikaw na. Bag mo yun tapos ako paghahalungkatin mo.Girl2: Hahanapin mo lang. Nakakalat lang kasi BINABASURA ko lang yun.

MALING-MALI

Anak: Nay, penge pera pambili ng HEIGHT CAKE!Nay: Hindi, height cake..hot cake.Anak: Whatever! Saan ang pera?Nay: Kumuha ka sa SOLDIER BAG ko.

GAGABIHIN

Guro: Class! Sino gusto pumunta sa langit?(lahat nagtaas maliban kay JUAN)Guro: Bakit Juan? Ayaw mo bang pumunta sa langit?Juan: Sabi po kasi ng nanay ko umuwi ako agad.Gagabihin ba tayo?

BATA PA

Sa Kindergarten Class..Girl: Hoy! Bawal mangopya sabi ni teacher.Boy: Eh di naman ako nangongopya sayo eh.Girl: Eh bakit ka nakatingin sa papel ko?Boy: Eh tinitingnan ko lang pangalan mo kung bagay sa apelido ko.

PUSO

*nag-aaway..Girlfriend: Ikaw! Ang sama mo. Para kang walang puso.Boyfriend: Eh pano? Kinuha mo.

FLYING KISS

Girl1: Nakipagbreak ka daw sa BF mo?Girl2: Oo, hindi kasi sanay humalik. Isang style lang ang alam. FLYING KISS pa.!

THE PAST

Boy: Anu bang pakiramdam kapag kausap mo yung dati mong minahal?Girl: Eh..anu ba pakiramdam mo kapag kausap mo ko?

ADDICT

Girl: Nagdadrugs ka ba?Boy: Why should I pollute my body with unnecessary drugs when my only desire is your smile to make me high.

WAIS

Boy: Matalino ka ba? Bakit di mo ko kayang sagutin?Girl: Kasi nga matalino ko. Kaya alam ko na hindi ikaw ang sagot.

DOTA

Boy: Para kang DOTA you drive me crazy.Girl: Ganun? Para ka ring DOTA, sarap mo paglaruan.

• Mahirap ngumiti para pakita na di ka nasasaktan. Matuwa to pretend na okay. Mahirap tumawa pagkatapos mo umiyak..What’s worst is MAHAL MO PA RIN siya kahit tapos na.

  · Mahirap magtampo ng walang dahilan. Mahirap magselos ng wala kang karapatan. Pero diba mas mahirap magmahal sa taong turing sayo ay wala lang.

  · May araw na masaya, mas masaya at pinakamasaya. Pero tandaan mo alang araw na malungkot. “Mas masaya nga lang ang kahapon kaya pakiramdam mo malungkot ka ngayon.

  · Ang puso parang kandado. Kung di tama ang susi, di ka talaga makakapasok. Mababaw but may sense? LESSON: Wag mong ipilit ang sarili mo sa taong hndi ka gusto/mahal. REMEDY: Maghintay sa taong nararapat sa pagmamahal mo. HINDI DAPAT: Hindi dapat magalit sa taong nanakit sayo. INSTEAD: Gawin mo siyang inspirasyon para tibayan ang loob mo. ADVICE: Don’t cry for someone who doesn’t deserve your tears.

  · If I’m an ant..pupunta ko sa arms mo..Kakagatin kita as hard as I can.Syempre papatayin mo ko. Then as my poor soul rises to heaven I’ll whisper to your ears..:Sori ha? Namiss lang kita..

  · Sarap ng pakiramdam kapag may ka-I Love You ka.. O kaya kung may magtatanong, “Kumain ka na ba?? Sabay sabi “Ingat Ka Ha” Lalo na pag sinasabihan ka ng “I miss you”. Pero kung wala. Don’t lose hope..Pwede naman. I love me! Kumain na ba me? Ingat me ha? Miss me! Wer na me? Dito na me.

  · Alam mo ba ang pinagkaiba ng MAHAL mo sa taong GUSTO mo? _Read This_ Pag tumingin ka sa mata ng gusto mo namumula ka pero sa mata ng mahal mo napapangiti ka. Sa harap ng gusto mo nahihiya ka pero sa harap ng mahal mo nagpapakatotoo ka. Di ka makatingin sa gusto mo pero sa mahal mo nakikipagtitigan ka pa. Umiiyak mahal mo, umiiyak ka din. Pero yung taong gusto mo pinupuntahan mo. Habang binabasa mo to may naiisip kang tao, tanungin mo sarili mo MAHAL ba siya o GUSTO?

  · Madalas di ko maipakita sayo kung gaano ka kahalaga sa akin. Kung gaano ko iniingatan ang isang tulad mo kaya kahit na anong mangyari wag mong kakalimutan na nandito ako. Mananatiling “AKO” “AKO PARA SAYO”..

  · Lahat ng bagay pwedeng makasanayan. Kapag nasanay ka sa isang bagay na laging nandyan, matututunan mo ring makasanayan pag wala na riyan.

  · Di ba masakit pag niloko ka?Diba masakit pag pinaasa ka niya? Pero ang mas masakit pinaasa ka niya na mahal ka niya. Kahit na may mahal na siyang iba.